angin aku tengah kurang stabil skrang.. kapal layar aku pun mcm senget2 da.. tapi aku tetap maintain senyum..
Aku ade dapat 1 email.. tentang berbedaan yg bleh kita buat.. DI DLM JAIL dan juga DI PEJABAT... korang compare ar sendiri...
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer :
@ PRISON You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell | @ WORK You spend most of your time in a 6X6cubicle |
@ PRISON You get three fully paid for meals a day | @ WORK You get a break for one meal , and you have to pay for it |
@ PRISON For good behavior, you get time off | @ WORK For good behavior, you get more work |
@ PRISON The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you | @ WORK You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself |
@ PRISON You can watch TV and play games | @ WORK You could get fired for watching TV and playing games |
@ PRISON You get your own toilet | @ WORK You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat |
@ PRISON They allow your family and friends to visit | @ WORK You aren't even supposed to speak to your family |
@ PRISON All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part | @ WORK You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners |
@ PRISON You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out | @ WORK You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars |
@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens | @ WORK They are called 'managers' |
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS |
5 comments:
patutnya kiter kena kerja kat jail..hahahahaa
aku pun lamer dah x menembak....nak menembak orang ngan building...jom outing zue...nak tgu time part time lmbt nyer...tp kesihatan dan masa x membenarkan cmner nieeee
jom arr menembak ngan say cheese...takkan tak nak kot..
elis
hahaha.. tapi aku sanggup keje kat google lagi..
maro
tu ar sapal.. lama kita tak mnembak beb.. bile nk outing kita ni.. bz memanjang..
pejal
ko pun tau jadual aku camne beb.. camne aku nk mula menembak nih...
saje bg ko panas..weii jom arr menembak..tema mafia...
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