Sunday, October 18, 2009

[ Me ] - Dendam itu Kesumat..

Aku seakan2 mau mbalas dendam kesumat~ dendam ape? dendam mnulis blog.. huahuahua~ aku blom cukup abes mbalas dendam .. aku da lama tak 'menembak' .. mungkin masa terluang yg ada lepas ni akan aku gunakan sebaik mungkin utk menembak.. aku akan balas dgn gambar2 plak pasni.. busan gaks tgk blog aku tanpa gambar2.. 


angin aku tengah kurang stabil skrang.. kapal layar aku pun mcm senget2 da.. tapi aku tetap maintain senyum.. 




Aku ade dapat 1 email.. tentang berbedaan yg bleh kita buat.. DI DLM JAIL dan juga DI PEJABAT... korang compare ar sendiri... 




Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer : 


@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK
You spend most of your time in a 6X6cubicle
@ PRISON
You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK
You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work
@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
@ PRISON 
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK 
You could get fired for watching 

TV and playing games
@ PRISON
You get your own toilet
@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with 
people who pee on the seat
@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK
You aren't even supposed 
to speak to your family
@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go 
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners
@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting 
to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK
They are called 'managers'


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS

5 comments:

Eliss said...

patutnya kiter kena kerja kat jail..hahahahaa

Farihan said...

aku pun lamer dah x menembak....nak menembak orang ngan building...jom outing zue...nak tgu time part time lmbt nyer...tp kesihatan dan masa x membenarkan cmner nieeee

pejal82 said...

jom arr menembak ngan say cheese...takkan tak nak kot..

aizuemi said...

elis
hahaha.. tapi aku sanggup keje kat google lagi..

maro
tu ar sapal.. lama kita tak mnembak beb.. bile nk outing kita ni.. bz memanjang..

pejal
ko pun tau jadual aku camne beb.. camne aku nk mula menembak nih...

pejal82 said...

saje bg ko panas..weii jom arr menembak..tema mafia...